Remote Control Bottle Opener – Two of life’s greatest tools combines into one

We love tenderizing our meat here at the I want I lose head quarters. Imagine the meat is your worst enemy, or it owes you money!

This M48 Apocalypse tactical tomahawk is the ultimate tactical weapon. It is lightweight to be carried all day without added muscle fatigue and the blade of this offers a wide, upswept axe blade for mammoth chopping, slashing and zombie cutting potential.

Probably one of the greatest inventions of manliness ever. This has become a hit amongst joggers!