Tell people how you really feel while keeping things professional with these clever offensive business cards. With everything from telling people they suck at parking, to their body odor, and even their poor choice of tattoos, there’s an offensive business card for any occasion.

Satitate your retro childhood memories with this Officially Licensed Etch A Sketch iPhone Hard Case. I'm sure there is an app for that as well

Perfect for any event where you want to creep people out, such as you guessed it..Halloween! Put a little red dye in the water before you freeze them to make it look extra creepy.

These sure are low in price, I would buy a bunch of them and give them away as party favors. Perfect for both beer connoisseurs and college party animals. You never know when your favorite alcoholic beverage will be available.